Score: 10

"Awesome job!!"

submission: A Whole New Dress Up 2.0

date: February 7, 2004

I love this dress-up and thank you for eliminating the sound -- it's awesome being able to make all these changes and I love it when you click on their boobs! This is an awesome set of graphics and you have earned a 10.

Score: 10

"Awesome!!"

submission: Frank´s Adventure

date: January 27, 2004

Dude, this game is the bomb! I came out of retirement to come back to Newgrounds and saw this and it was awesome! I love the gameplay and it's just fun overall. I give you a 10. Great job!

Score: 6

"Ten ways to improve this game"

submission: x Arnold's Campaign

date: September 27, 2003

When a flash is good but could be better, I like to offer ten ways to improve a game like this. Anyways, here's your list of 10.

10. Hit point system -- why should Arnold die if he's a 1/2 an inch above Bubbles's head?

9. Why does it say "Hello cutie pie" when he bites the dust? How about "I'll be back" instead?

8. More accurate score system -- Why does he get 1 point for every campaign button he shoots, miss or not?

7. Easier villains -- I've had it where I've shot the yellow robot 30 times and it still iced me.

6. The ability to shoot directly above you!

5. Gary signs should read forward. This one reads backwards.

4. different levels! Several fields of battle and multiple backgrounds to shoot and convert.

3. Run out of lives -- how come you can have -13 Arnolds?

2. Evaluation screen: How did you do when you run out of lives?

1. Bosses -- have Arnold shove a gun into Gray Davis's mouth and say "Why wait for the recall?" LOL!

Score: 9

"ALL WE DO IN HELL IS PLAY DDR!!"

submission: arfenhouse teh movie too

date: September 20, 2003

Jo'z Here!

Tomatoes! Corn! Laser Gun!! This is the most nonsense, random, completely hilarious movie I have ever seen! It's a shame that I cannot give this an 11 in humor when it's so blatantly and intentionally absurd that you can't help but laugh maniacally as it goes from one thing to another. Oh yeah, and I want to cast maajik Missiles!! HAHAHAHA! Good Kitty pwns J00!!

Score: 9

"Great Game!!"

submission: One Night Stand

date: September 20, 2003

Ok people -- you know and I know you just want to get the girls naked! Who can blame you? Not me. I'll make this as easy as possible.

Kassy (Brown hair): 32213

Amy (Red hair and glasses): 2112312

Melanie (Blonde hair): 123223223

Score: 10

"Good stuff!!"

submission: Dress up Danielle!

date: September 18, 2003

This was kind of neat -- not only is it a good dressup game, but the bonuses/easter eggs make this one worth looking at. =) Some of them were downright hilarious (take it off of me!) and some are very sexy. Overall, great job and make more good dressups like this!

Score: 10

"Incredible!!"

submission: Nightmare

date: September 13, 2003

I played this game two days ago (before the cow bug was fixed) and I was just mindblown. This is a really fun and highly addictive game. I'm giving you three high honors here -- First, a perfect 10. The graphics looked a little goofy but it added to how fun it was. Second, I am currently writing my 400th review and I have chosen to review this game with it, because it was that cool. It also is now among my favorites of all time.

This is really that good of a game -- it's fun, humorous and great to play all in one. Everyone who wants an outstanding action game should play this!

Score: 7

"Pretty funny!!"

submission: Neverwinter Nights again

date: September 13, 2003

I'm giving this a 7 because I found it kind of funny. Neverwinter Nights is actually a pretty convuluted game, but it's funny to see the programming bugs in the game that you threw in. Nice job.

Score: 2

"What the hell??"

submission: SBC Nibbles

date: September 13, 2003

Okay... let's talk realism here? Is it realistic to walk all around and pick up stuff and end up with a score of 0 no matter what you do? I would have given this a 5 had you actually had a working scoreboard but who wants to walk around having someone pick up things and end up with a score of 0?

This had a lot of potential to be good. It just wasn't.

Score: 6

"Pretty good!"

submission: Germaine Dress-Up

date: September 11, 2003

The funniest line in this movie has to be when you take off Germaine's shirt and click on her right breast -- Foamy will say something along the lines of "Nipple trick my ass". Other than that, this was an okay dress-up game. There appeared to be a lot of effort put into it, so I'm going to give you a 6/10. I know Illwill will be furious because you borrowed his ads... I mean his characters, but still, I think this was done in decent taste.